Force Feedback archive

[January 23rd, 2004] -- The first column that's really not a column at all. If you've got nothing better to do, by all means go ahead and read the shit out of this shit. Or just go and get a life, dork.

[February 3rd, 2004] -- All about the Nintendo DS. When this column went up, nobody knew what the DS would look like or how the second screen would figure into the equation. Now everybody knows, which pretty much makes this column stupid and obsolete. Rock on.

[February 14th, 2004] -- People just blabbering on and on about games they'd like to see remakes of, as though I told them to do so or something. I couldn't even think up a decent gimick for this one, so it's got a bunch of idiotic Photoshopped images I thought were hilarious when I was drunk. I have to lay off the sauce.

[March 8th, 2004] -- BIG NEWS G4 TV SUCKS OMG. It's a damned good thing I'm around to call out the posers and point out that which remained unpointed out. Also, Christy bumper stickers.

[May 26th, 2004] -- Sir Drew's Tokio Misadventure and How Games Figure Into your Life. Let's get drunk and argue politics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[June 6th, 2004] -- My shittiest, most gimicky column yet! Also, sim games readers would like to see.